Just how dumb do you have to be to get arrested for pot in post-I-75 Seattle? Here's a sample:

An SPD sergeant was strolling through Myrtle Edwards Park when he noticed a young man distributing suspiciously green-tinted Rice Krispies treats from a plastic container. Upon investigating the man's knapsack, the sergeant found several containers filled with pot-laced cookies, Rice Krispies bars, and a "suspected bud of marijuana."

[Via Reason Hit&Run]